I was not aware it got this cold in California. At least not without a chair lift involved.
I tried to do laundry this morning, but the detergent had frozen.
And my moron neighbors aren't going to let a little sub freezing weather deter them from their appointed rounds... watering their goddamn lawns. The lawns are dead of course, turned brown weeks ago. But still they water, for hours before dawn. It saturates the sponge-like dead lawns and flows in a sheet over the sidewalk. And freezes. It's turned all the sidewalks into a luge run.
I almost ate shit multiple times trying to walk the dogs. Black ice. We tried walking in the street, which was suicidal - the drivers here are bad enough in warm weather, but now their windshields are frosted and they're in too big a rush to bother to clear them. So now they're dangerous and blind.
Helen Keller does NASCAR.
If this keeps up the dogs are going to have to learn to use Depends.
