Well, that's not entirely true. Because out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Roach.
Big one. Size of a pack of smokes. It must be their king.
The dogs were trying to play with it, so I made quick work of it.
Flush away! Flush away! Flush away all!
But I suddenly realized the roaches have been making themselves scarce lately. It must be the cold.
Do roaches hibernate? I'm still kind of new to the whole "biblical pestilence" thing.
