"So what do you think about Bakersfield?"
A local reporter had cornered one of the visiting Russians and she looked scared. Eyes darting around, you could almost see the gears turning in her head as she tried to come up with a polite answer.
"It is like a different planet."
And that was only after Day 1.
I feel for you honey, because it's only going to be downhill from here.
Trust me.
