Showing posts with label demonic ice cream truck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label demonic ice cream truck. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Told 'Ya So



I think we could've seen THIS coming...

When I wrote THIS.

What to say...

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Speaking of which...

The Demonic Ice Cream Truck still trawls the neighborhood, always at four o'clock. At our old rental, my office was in the back and I rarely heard it, if I heard it at all.

But here, my office is at the corner of a corner lot and it's turned into my Big Ben.

That's how I know when to feed the dogs.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Devil Is In The Ice Cream



Demonic Ice Cream Truck. Just passed by.

Seriously.... a panel van?

Wouldn't want anything that screams "child molester", would we?

And yet the kids do flock to it - saw it just the other day.

Cute kids, too.

I'll look for them on the milk cartons.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Baku #3

Four O'Clock

Evil ice cream truck!
Children of the neighborhood,
The bell tolls for thee.

Friday, January 29, 2010

We All Scream

It's 4.00pm.

And there it is.

Like clockwork.

The Demonic Ice Cream Truck.

Seriously - does NO ONE find it odd that there's an ice cream truck trawling for kids in the middle of January in the fog? How many Brownies have to disappear before someone gets a fucking clue?

Look, I'm all for thinning the herd, especially here,
but... think about the children!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Home Sweet... Whatever

Aaaaand... I'm back. Just got home from LA awhile ago. And heralding my arrival was the creepy ice cream truck. Like clockwork! Even with Daylights Savings! Seriously, someone needs to check the back of that thing. Probably piled high with bones.

They say misery loves company, and on these trips back to LA, my company is my iPod. I usually just throw it on shuffle.

And the shuffle knows.

It's uncanny. I've made four trips back to civilization since the move, and this has happened EVERY SINGLE TIME. Headed out of town, about the time I hit Mettler, the shuffle shifts to happy music - mostly dance music from my decadent past and Madonna. Coming back from LA, once I pass Ft. Tejon and head down the Grapevine, the shuffle switches to mostly "Les Miserables" and classical dirges. (I mentioned I was gay, right?) The shuffle knows my pain.

Anyway, the trip was mostly painless. It wasn't technically to LA, but rather Burbank, which has it's own charm issues. Could be a Bako sister city. The "sophisticated" sister.

And as I made the decent down the Grapevine I was shocked to see Bako, and in fact the whole San Joaquin Valley, had been wiped off the map! Oh happy day! But who's kidding who - I knew it had just been swallowed up by the bad air. The air is grey, the sky, such as it is, is grey, it all just blends together and gives you the impression you're just descending into a void. And sure enough, the outlines of Hooterville appeared through the haze soon enough.