Somehow I missed this, but to the long list of dubious kudos awarded to the fine City of Bakersfield we can now add the official designation of being a "Frown Town", one of the saddest cities in America.
sad
adjective, sad·der, sad·dest.
1. affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful
2. expressive of or characterized by sorrow: sad looks
3. causing sorrow: a sad disappointment
4. (of color) somber, dark, or dull; drab.
5. deplorably bad; sorry: a sad attempt.
Who am I to argue with the experts?
And the city is particularly sad today because on top of all the usual day to day indignities heaped on Bako, last night the Cowboy Monkeys were a no-show.
We can't even get fucking monkeys.
