Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Well, That's A Relief...



It appears the crack squad of detectives down at the BPD has definitively determined that the body found last week dumped in a field south of town, the one riddled with bullet holes, was a homicide. Not a suicide, as absolutely no one suspected. Glad we put that to rest.

Now they can get to work on the garage full of human remains...

"It was interesting. I've never seen someone's head cut off before," said a neighbor who asked to only be identified as Joseph.

The Sheriff's Office is treating the case as a suspicious death.

"It could be completely innocent. We don't know," said Pruitt."