Another day, another dead body in an orchard. It's a bumper crop this year. Police say it isn't related to the bodies found last week. That would be like comparing apples to oranges, when, in fact, they were both found in orange groves.
In other police news, the sheriff confiscated surveillance video of one of their officers shooting an unarmed man. When the video was released to the local media, the 5 seconds showing the actual shooting had mysteriously been erased. "It's a mystery. These things happen" said the sheriff. "Nothing to see here, move along". He's insulted anyone would think that they had tampered with the video.
He's also insulted anyone would think that his office leaked nude photos of an accident victim and posted them online for kicks. How that ended up happening is a mystery, he said. It would appear the Sheriff's office is "The Winchester Mystery House".
Let's see... what else...
Sinkhole swallows a man.
Another meth lab. At least they found this one before it caught fire.
And in a a bright spot for the local economy, inmate work crews are in such demand it looks like they'll have start arresting more people.
Other than that, not much going on. Slow news day.
