I stand corrected. The people of bakersfield DO have a sense of humor.
To wit, last Saturday night was
"Charlie Sheen Night" at the Bakersfield Condors hockey game.
Everyone got a "Sheen Head" (see above).
If you dressed like him you got in for "two and a half" bucks.
If you brought a clean drug test, you got in for free.
And they served "Tiger Blood" slushies.
Well done Bako!