I was catching up on the news online and I see the East Coast is suffering under triple digit heat,high humidity and bad air.
Just like here.
Back there, they're referring to the "heatwave", calculating the misery on a "heat index", opening "cooling centers" and checking up on people "at risk" for heat stroke.
Wusses.
Do you know what we call days like this here?
"Below average".
The record for this date is 116 degrees, so nobody here gets their panties in a bunch when it hits 102.
Anyone "at risk" either has the good sense not to live here or is already dead.
Nothing to see here, move along.
