People here are up in arms over a recently released poll in Men's Health magazine ranking the top 100 patriotic cities.
Bakersfield came in a dismal 84th, just a few clicks above pinko, communist New York City.
There's no way that's even remotely correct. You should have seen this place on the Fourth! I can still smell the patriotism two days later. There are more flags than you can count in this neighborhood.
What's that?
They factored in volunteerism?
And spending on Vets?
And voter turnout?
Oh, well, sure, if you're going to include THOSE things...
Socialists.
At least we beat out Fresno.
