Yosemite Sam is coming to town!
Rick Perry, rootin', tootin' Texas Guv'na is running for Preznit and will be swinging through Bako next week to fleece the rubes. As I recall, we once had a Texas Governor as President and it didn't work out so well, but those who forget their mistakes are condemned to repeat them and this country is certainly dumb enough to do it again.
I'm sure his schtick will go down well with the local gun totin' Bible thumpers.
The tickets to see him start at $1500, which seems a bit steep.
Especially since you can watch cartoons for free on the TeeVee.
