My God these people love their yard sales. It seems like every other house in the neighborhood is having one today. It's like the Rose Bowl swap meet out there, with a caravan of cars going house to house to house.
I'm convinced most of the customers are really just scouts from the competition. Picking up deals and then going home and marking it up a buck and putting it back out on the lawn. All they are doing is selling the same crap to each other over and over again.
"Honey, look at this deal I just picked up for $5!"
"Didn't we just sell that an hour ago for $3?"
