Can't believe I missed this. Oh, right..... I hate Jay Leno.
From a touchy local blog....
* ... JAY LENO: The "Tonight Show" host, remarking on how former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's mistress was discovered in Bakersfield, takes this shot at our town: "Neighbors got suspicious when they learned it was the only house on the block not manufacturing meth."
*rimshot*