It's not the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, but it appears to be pretty darn close...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD!
Tonight, for one night only. At the RoboCop Aren.....er, "RaboBank Arena".
It seems like the whole town is going tonight. Everyone is so gol darn excited they are quivering with anticipation.
Reminds me of the time I saw Cher.
We won't be attending. Not out cup of tea.
Not yet, at any rate.
Check back in a few months, it may be an entirely different story the way things are going.
