In what will either prove to be an act of shameless self-promotion or an indication of how much free time I have, take your pick, I started a Facebook page.
I know... Facebook. Oy. But there's no stopping it, so may as well jump on the bandwagon.
So... won't you be my friend?
Just look up "Eric N. Bako"... yes I now have a middle initial.
There's actually someone named "Eric Bako".
Poor dear.