It's 4.00pm.
And there it is.
Like clockwork.
The Demonic Ice Cream Truck.
Seriously - does NO ONE find it odd that there's an ice cream truck trawling for kids in the middle of January in the fog? How many Brownies have to disappear before someone gets a fucking clue?
Look, I'm all for thinning the herd, especially here,
but... think about the children!
