To paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld, you have to go with the local cuisine you have, not the local cuisine you wish you had.
An Oildale man was arrested for cooking and eating neighborhood cats. The actual charges were "using animals commonly kept as pets for food." There is something seriously twisted about any place that needs a law like that on the books. He was also charged with unauthorized non-agricultural burning. And littering.
Police were alerted by a neighbor who smelled "burning cats".
Just how would anyone know what that smelled like?
This place...
