Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Bakophilia



"Bakersfield, Land of Perverts."

There's a motto you probably won't see on a city bus anytime soon, but it's true. For such a bunch of pious scolds, there sure is an awful lot of pedophilia going around. Teachers schtupping students, city councilmen schtupping scouts, coaches schtupping players... there's entirely too much schtupping of minors going on around here.

The city councilmen arrested for having sex with young boys posted bail and then slept with three more boys. He's persistent, I'll give him that.

The latest is the girl's soccer coach. It's always the damn coaches.

Here's a thought... if you're going to schtup one of your students, don't stop at a convenience store to buy condoms driving a school district van with the girl in the passenger seat. Just sayin'.