I think it may have been last year, but it could have been the year before, but I wrote that there was nothing worse than watching the Oscars in Bakersfield.
For years, that was always "my" day. I threw a huge party and for the most part it was the only party I threw all year. In it's heyday, it was quite the event.
Turns out, however, I was wrong. Turns out there is something worse than watching the Oscars in Bakersfield...
Watching the Oscars in Bakersfield... alone.