Well, it's that time of year again.
Tomorrow is the opening of the Kern County Fair!
Where has the year gone?
This year, the theme is "It's Magic", which I can assure you, it's not.
That seems kind of tame, especially after the pedophile theme from 2009.
I'm sure they'll make up for it with this year's delicacy. I hear it's deep fried butter.
That's right - take a brick of pure butter, impale it on a stick, slather it in batter and then fry it in lard until it's a deep golden brown.
My teeth hurt just typing that.
Every year we say we're going to go, but then we don't. At the end of the day, it's just too much Bako in one place at one time. It can't possibly be healthy.
Like deep fried butter.
