Thieves broke into a woman's apartment and stole... the front door.
That's it.
Just the front door.
They left the flat screen. They left the computer.
Just the front door.
"It wasn't even a nice front door" the woman said.
I saw the story on last night's news, but I can't find a link.
I did, however, find another story that's almost as amusing.
Another woman was in the process of moving out of her house. She'd already moved out most of her possessions and went back to pick up the remaining odds and ends. That's when she discovered thieves had broken in and stolen all her appliances.
Including the gas stove.
She was so upset at the discovery that she sat down and lit a cigarette.
The resulting explosion blew the roof off it's joists.
No word on the status of her front door.
