All I can say is the Evangelicals better be watching their backs. They may think they have a stranglehold on this town, but they have some serious challengers and they have been hitting this neighborhood hard.
We've already been hit up twice by the Mormons and once by the Jehovah's Witnesses, who came back and jammed the above pictured flier in the door.
Is it blasphemous to point out that Jesus looks kinda hot?
Although, if the goal is wooing new converts, I'm not sure the whole S&M subtext is the way to go. I mean... the thorns, the lash marks, the bound wrists? It seems a bit much.
But what do I know? They've obviously been doing this a long time and know what works for them.
It should make for an interesting crowd at the upcoming revival meeting.
