Now there's something you don't see every day... a Christian laundromat.
I'm a little unclear on the concept. Do they use Holy Water? Do you have to be Born Again to use it? How do they check? Is there a secret handshake? If you aren't, do they baptize you? And if so, on what cycle?
Sorry - that's way more than I want to think about while I'm doing my delicates.