We don't get out much. Obviously. Which means we end up watching way too much TV.
Reality TV.
We love it.
Our all time favorite was "The Swan" - you find two ugly women, give them an obscene amount of plastic surgery and then make them face off in a beauty pageant. It was brilliant. Sadly it only lasted one season. Can't imagine why.
But high on the list is also "Survivor". We've watched every single season.
But as we sat down to watch last night's season premiere, it occurred to me that it's getting a little stale. A little played out. A little... predictable.
What they need to do is shake it up.
They need to shoot it here. In Bakersfield.
SURVIVOR: BAKO
It's really not that much of a stretch - we have the bugs, we have the freaky weather, we have the natives. They couldn't film it in winter because there'd be little entertainment value in staring at a white screen, listening to people connive in the fog. But it's definitely doable.
So to get the ball rolling, I've created the logo above. You're welcome, CBS.
Now get cracking.
