So I just got home and walked the dogs, and I couldn't help but note the hoodlums up to no good in the vacant lot, the one with the dead squirrels, across the street.
And they were all wearing Bakersfield High School garb...
"Home of the Drillers"
BRAINSTORM!
They need to market that shit on Gay.com.
Any gay site, actually... are you kidding me? Who wouldn't want to show up at a gay bar with a "DRILLERS" T-shirt?
Maybe product placement, in gay porn? TASTEFUL gay porn... we have standards. Stuff in locker rooms and detention. With hot teachers.
Just throwing things out, spitballing ideas. Thinking outside the box... that's how we do it in advertising.
Money is money, and, hey, it's for the kids, right?
