Here's Sears...
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Hurry up! Don't dawdle window shopping!
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Only in Bakersfield could manual doors be "out of order". Morons.
I had to enter through the auto department.
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But as a lovely parting gift I saw this in the parking lot... Mona Vie!
And it had the most awesome bumper sticker:
"FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS JOIN THE SIERRA CLUB"
I couldn't get a picture because the owner appeared. He seemed pretty miserable. For a Mona Vie drinker.
God I hate it here.